...and that's a magic number

"...and that's why Mommy and Daddy are going to hell."

Being in a corner unit, our apartment is blessed (no pun intended) with windows on two sides of the apartment, rather than just one. This means that not only do we have a view out the front of the building, but the side as well. Our computer room and bedroom windows have a great view of the fundie-type church next door. Heathens that we are, we thought it fairly ironic.

But... it gets better. The church's building - the place where the congregants gather - is quite obviously a manufactured house (that there's a fancy word for mobile home, which in and of itself is a fancy word for trailer). I don't know how it came about, but the fundie-type church has a new nickname.

My lovely husband has christened (pun fully intended) the place of worship "Our Lady of the Holy Double-Wide."

And this, dear baby-not-yet-conceived, is why Mommy and Daddy are going to hell. You're welcome to come along for the ride, but we'll be the ones driving the bus.

posted by kat at 10:32 PM